Church Sound help

Church Sound Help

Currently on hiatus!

Honestly, when I started this project, the internet was younger and help was much less commonly available. Today, we have experts who are bored enough to spend their days surfing Facebook forums, looking for problems to solve.

If you REALLY want to chat with me about some sound problems you're having, I'd be happy to shoot the breeze and see if we can get you sorted out. Talking is free, just shoot me a tip or a fee or an honorarium or whatever if we can get it solved.

Your best bet, though, is to hop on Facebook and search the "Church Sound & Media Techs" posts for help. I'm just a guy who's solved a ton of problems, next to a group of 30k folks who've solved tons of other problems.

Nah, I'd rather talk to one person

Simple pricing: pay if it works

I have long joked with my wife that I want to start a simple local business, called:

"Five Bucks and a Burrito"

I'll talk with anyone about anything and give a totally fresh outsider perspective,

and all I want,

all I really want, for my time and views and whatever outside knowledge I can provide,

is five bucks and a burrito.

I'll even take Taco Bell. I mean, here in Texas, there are many better burritos to be had, sure,

but I'm not a picky guy. Five bucks and a burrito, and I'll listen to you talk about anything.

That thought, that whole idea, is derivative of this old project of mine: Church Sound Help.

You would have a problem: your board is buzzing, your guitar sounds weird, your mic is cutting in and out,

you need to let musicians manage their own monitor mixes, whatever.

I would pose solutions, or walk through troubleshooting, or suggest low-cost gear that works.

And then you'd pay me if I fixed your problem. Simple. Easy. Cheaper than hiring a 'real' consultant.

And if it doesn't work, you move on to your next avenue for help (a real consultant),

and I'd feel bad and go spend five bucks on a really great burrito. Because Texas.

Joe Barnosky, a worship leader and resident millennial among a staff of late x'ers and boomers

1163 Chub Run Road, Mount Clare, WV 26408 for business inquiries
but that's my old address, so it will take my parents a month or so to get mail there
and forward it to me in Texas, so only use it if you have a lot of time on your hands.